Stop, Collaborate, and Listen
Yes, I just made a Vanilla Ice reference. Writing is a lonely profession…and nine times out of ten, I like it that way. But I’m also looking for ways to help get these stories out into the world, and you can be a part of it. If you’d like to help, here are a few ideas.
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1. Become a Patreon supporter
Seriously, this is one of the best ways you can help. Vote with your wallet, as they say. The kind of research I do for this site is time-consuming and sometimes expensive (buying and shipping foreign books, paying for research databases, etc.). For less than the cost of a coffee a month, you can chip in to help defray costs and keep this site going. And there's exclusive content in it for you - all Patreon supporters get access to posts on my sources, sneak peeks of what's coming to the blog next, deleted scenes, short stories, and more.
1. Do you have social media accounts and friends?
Share the site! Or tell a friend about your favorite post from the site! Maybe it's a recipe, maybe it's a prank pulled by your favorite mischievous royal. Whatever it is, don't keep it a secret. The more people who come to the site, the better!
2. Do you have pictures of royal women?
If you’re willing to let me post your original photos on the site with an attribution and a link to your site/profile, hit me up. I'm also interested in pictures of the places they lived and the things they owned.
3. Do you have insider information?
If you knew, spoke with, or corresponded with anyone involved with one of the stories on this site, I’d love to talk to you about it. If you like, we can keep the information private. I would never print or otherwise use information without your approval.
4. Do you have a rare book on my wish list?
If so, are you willing to copy or scan it and let me pay you for it? Or take a quick cell phone pic of relevant pages and email them to me? If so, please get in touch with me before doing anything. Let's sort out what you need and how much I can give you before you do anything.
1. Do you translate?
Let’s make this site's content available in more languages! Based on the women I'm writing about, German is my first target language. I'd also love to have original translations in French, Italian, Russian, Spanish, Greek, Dutch...the list goes on and on.
2. Do you narrate?
Let's get some audio content going! Audio is SO HOT right now, and I'm recovering from a collapsed lung, so it's not really in my wheelhouse at the moment. I tend to sound like I'm out of breath all the time anyway, so this accident isn't helping anything in terms of my vocal abilities or lack thereof.
3. Can you look stuff up in foreign libraries?
I can pay for photocopies and postage, or you could scan/photograph pages and email them to me. I'm willing to contribute a small amount for your time in addition to postage. Please contact me beforehand to make arrangements.
4. Do you draw?
Let’s do merch! I think a coloring book might be fun. Or paper dolls. Dude, let’s totally do paper dolls! I'm attempting some tiara drawings on my own in Illustrator, and it's kind of a comedy of errors. Please rescue me.
5. Do you write and/or illustrate graphic novels?
I have this idea where a fleet of dead princesses turn into tiara-wielding ninjas. I think Queen Marie of Romania would be, like, an Instagram superstar. I think Queen Olga of Wurttemberg would be a bitchy librarian hiding a broken heart. I don’t really know what to do with this idea...
1. Are you or do you know a literary agent?
Please get in touch! I want to do everything I can to get these stories in front of more people. If you can help with rights deals, foreign translations, publishing, and publicity, let's talk.
2. Do you build apps?
Let’s make an app where you can put tiaras on your selfies. Or an app that Winterhalters your selfies and makes you look all floaty and dreamy, like a 19th century creamsicle.
3. Are you an intellectual property or copyright lawyer?
Can I ask you a few questions? I'm mostly curious about how to use popular quotations and (theoretically) public domain images in merchandise.
4. Are you an image-rights-clearance person?
I don’t even know what it’s called, I just know I need your help sourcing images at affordable prices for print & ebooks.
5. Are you good at marketing?
Can you help me tell people about these women and their stories? I suck at marketing my own stuff. I don’t want to be famous. I just want more people to realize who these women were and what they did. And that tiaras are awesome. You can help.
That depends - what do you feel like doing? You can sign up for my mailing list and get fascinating tidbits like Grand Duchess Louise of Baden's meatloaf recipe and the tragic story of Princess Mafalda of Savoy. Or you can check out what's new on the blog - there's always something new I'm digging up!